The Beautiful Cock: funny

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Here's lookin at ya...

Actually he's kinda cute!

Or maybe we can make beautiful music together.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Playing with Toys

Now I've heard of sex toys, but this is... well... unique. ;)

Friday, February 8, 2013

Gives new meaning to "playing around"

Well, this proves there is a lot more to do with toys than just your typical play...

Anyone get "drilled" lately?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Feb 6th 2013 #8 Squid Fun!

A contributor sent this one in... gotta admit, there is a certain resemblance going on here...

Enjoy!

welcome

This blog started out as a project over on Tumblr (The Beautiful Penis) and has gotten increasingly popular. I've made the decision to move over to Blogger as this is a much easier format to use and to subscribe to.

If you'd like to be a contributor, please send submissions and any questions to thebeautifulp@gmail.com and INCLUDE YOUR AGE IN YOUR NOTE!

Feel free to get creative with your photos!

Required: A penis (... or two... or three ... or more!) must be featured in the photo. You may use props and decorations to get creative if you wish. A partner can be with you.

I used to not allow faces in any submissions. I am willing to make an exception to that rule. If you feel strongly that you want your face in a photo to be published on the Cock Blog, you MUST send it in with a statement that includes your REAL NAME, age, general location (I don't need your specific mailing address), and something that says basically, "I, (name) (age), give TheBeautifulCock.com permission to publish the photos attached to this email and do not hold them liable for any unintended results of publishing said pictures." Your name will NOT be published, but it will be kept on my files that you gave me permission to publish them. If there is more than one person with a face showing, I must have permission from them as well, sent from their own personal email account.

The Beautiful Cock is now accepting .gif images and videos!

ALL PEOPLE IN THE PHOTO MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OR OLDER AT THE TIME THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN.

The rules for submitting are pretty loose and casual... no faces, no personal information, no names (the one exception I will make is if someone has a related website and wants their URL to appear with their photo, but that is BY REQUEST ONLY and will be decided on each individual submission), no locations. Formats that are accepted are: .jpg, .jpeg, .gif, .mov, .wmv.

There is no limit as to how many times you can submit. You may send more than one picture at a time. They may not necessarily appear together on the blog, they might be divided up into two or more posts. Please try to limit the amount of photos in one email to no more than 10. If you want to send more than 10, please open a new email.

I keep all information about my contributors confidential and never give out their personal information to ANYONE. I never sell email addresses.

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